What is Christianity, anyway? All these groups claiming to be "based on the Bible," and yet all of them ready to declare war on the other, for even minor points. And this "Jesus" guy, what about Him? Wasn't He Jewish? Or did He hate the Jews? And what's all the fuss about "Jehovah?" There isn't even the letter "J" in Hebrew (or Greek, for that matter!)... Note, if you find yourself requiring a "password" on any page, turn away from that page, unless you are being led to TRUTH, in that case use "tnanmer" in reverse.
What about all these guys on TV, claiming you can get rich by sending them money? They call it "seed faith" or "seeds of faith," and they're making all these obviously ridiculous claims about God (that He's a big ole catalog in the sky, and if you employ the proper spell, God HAS to answer YES, to whatever you ask!), or if you send in a hankie (with some money, of course), Pastor Bobby Cilantor will pray over it and you'll be the proud owner of an anointed "Hanky of the Lord!" that will bring you fame, wealth, and power!
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What's this Sabbath bungfruit anyway? Drudgery? Boredom? Getting all hassled with the LAW, right? That's pure legalism, ain't it? We're not under the law, right? So why put ourselves back into Egypt, serving that nasty taskmaster, the Sabbath. I mean, Jesus taught them Pharisee goobers, didn't He? Jesus didn't keep the Sabbath, did He, or the Apostles like Paul and Peter, I mean those guys hated God's Holy Day, could they? Aren't all days the same? Just take off "1 day in 7" for football is what Jesus wants of us, right?
Study the Bible? But where do we begin, I mean, like, it's like this HUGE book, isn't it? Isn't it kind of dated? I mean, can't we just watch "The Movie" instead? Shoudn't we find ourselves an "Anointed One" and get their take on the whole shebang? Isn't that a better way of doing it? Because, like, people say that "the enemy" can get in there and mess up the scripture. It's hard to understand, isn't it?
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Is there really a God, or is the whole idea just a fantasy dreamed up by tricksters who want to get rich off your yearning stupidity? Is man just an animal? Or is there something more to this life? Is there only lonliness and emptiness? Must I be all alone? Does Someone love me? Is it true?
Is God a cosmic torturer that is going to keep people alive, conscious and burning, for forever, for eternity, screaming, horribly alive, existing for pain? Is it true? Is God "love" or "eternal torture?"
